Friday, January 9, 2009

My Social Theory

Ok so while my associate is on the left writing obnoxiously about so-called substance of jell-o, I will write the real life story of the cantaloupe man. Although this story is not premeditated, I think that it will be good enough to make the teacher happy. no scratch that I thought that we were writing about something, but if Karissa gets to write about jell-o, then I will beat her with my story. I guess this guy used to have a cantaloupe and he ate it then he went to work but he felt sick because he ate a whole damn cantaloupe! So when he finally got off work he went to a party at jungle jims and talked to a girl he met at a coffee shop until he threw up all over her BECAUSE HE WAS CANTALOUPE! !HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zack

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

That was a funny story and i think that you will beat Karrissa. who knows just try hard. you wont be able to beat her if you dont try hard.

Tayler

Anonymous said...

yeah uh about your story.... you could do better. this the only blog of yours that i have read and not laughed about my story about the younger's going to the white neighborhood was much better.... (not to put you down) just do what you always do and make us laugh

Oscar

Anonymous said...

zach you rock my socks. i like that story = )



shalee

Anonymous said...

That was intense

Anonymous said...

that was a crazy story and very hard it was funny.
joey

Anonymous said...

well i don't know what to say except that you have an interesting mind.






-shalee l.

Anonymous said...

That is pretty funny. You always make me laugh.-Noble